Perez Hilton gets a new toy to play!

The former fatty blogger told the world her new daughter was born (via surrogate) Saturday afternoon and she's called Mia Alma, which is "my soul" for Spanish. (How tackier could it possibly be?!). 

He spent Mother's Day with his mum and his new acquisition. (YES, I said acquisition because that's the way he treats his children on media. just like "Oh look what I've just purchased on eBay! Isn't it precious? It's come directly from Korea!".

Anyway, she's his second child, who has definitely not a better name than this new child: Mario Armando Lavandeira III. I swear, this is killing me! I can totally imagine the next one! What about Consuela Hernanda de las Dores Santos Bernardina de la Paz? I smell a hit! She's going to be one of the popular kids! Not.

Two major "MUST NOT DO"s  Perez:

Don't feed the kids with hamburgers, or else they are going to end up like you. Fat. Then less fat, but with lots of skin leftovers.

Give them proper names! That's a rather good way to keep your children out of bullies' radars.

and at last, but not least: Don't invent some stupid religion that nobody gets, but makes everyone so excited to make fun of it!

Cheers (from fat camp)