The Oscars 2015: The After-Alls

Hello everyone! I'm pretty sure you have watched the Oscars last night, so let's clarify things.
Above all scandals that might happen during the red carpet session and the ceremony, Jennifer Lawrance was nowhere to be found so I guess we all missed out her falling this year. And you know you wanted to see that happen!
So what was the deal with Interstellar? I wouldn't even give a daytime Emmy to it.
Since we're talking about fails... Kevin Hart. We didn't realise what the hell was going on between Kevin Hart and Justin Bieber until we saw the tweets. Yes, because Kevin Hart warned the Biebs about major plan for the Bieber Roast on E! Online twitter account. Justin was just like "lol". Yes, he replied that. One hour before, Hart said he was about to kill it! After all, Kevin Hart was so funny that he actually killed... everyone's true smiles and sense of humour. It was a major fail. I feel sorry for him.
I don't think the Academy has properly seen Into The Woods musical film. If you have, you know what I am talking about. The movie is actually brilliant and the cast was absolutely well chosen! Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Emily Blunt, come on!
We shall not forget about Neil Patrick Harris! Sure he was not an Ellen, but he was absolutely genius during the entire ceremony. Funny and positively brilliant! Everyone loved the way he was giving such hard times to everyone, Specially to the lovely Octavia Spencer!
Did you notice that no one has made fun of Jared Leto's look? Yes, people don't F* with Jesus!

Now, now, shall we talk about the dresses? Yes. We. Shall.
Have you seen Lupita Nyong'o? Yes, she was that girl in a fancy disposable diaper. Nice design... if you were a 1-year-old baby holding an Oscar.
I hate this, but Emma Stone looked like a walking lettuce through the red carpet, still she's that sweet girl we all know she is, so you were totally cool rocking that dress with confidence and your very own personality, Emma! After all she's one of the best dressed people!
The sex doll, Dakota Johnson (from Fifty Shades of Grey) was absolutely gorgeous, but her lack of personality is a big block. No wonder she played a role as a sex doll on the movie!
JLo? The thing about JLo is that she thinks she's the best singer and model and actress. Every. Single. Time. Someone please tell her she's not 20 any more and yes, she was kind of cool... in the 90s.  I liked her better when she was illegal.´
The good thing about the Oscars is that the Kardashians haven't taken it yet, although, I'd love to know what dress would Bruce Jenner wear.

Lady Gaga was really nice on the stage! She looked like she had been doing the dishes before with those big red gloves, but that's ok. She totally conquered the audience. Now, Adam Levine, not so much. When he was singing. he didn't sound much like he usually does. besides, he was so into the moment that he starts swinging too many times that I thought he would fall off from dizziness.
Congratulations to John Legend! Everyone seemed to enjoy his performance!
And I may say, the best speech goes to... Patricia Arquette. She spoke from the heart, even I think she's not a big of an actress. She's kind of expressionless. (Clap, clap! wake up already). Meryl Streep was totally amazed by her speech. I think Emma Watson would make a much better speech, but oh well.
I also think Sia should've been there to perform. She's the most original singer since Lady Gaga looked like an cannibal alien dressed in meat.

So, what did you think of the Oscars 2015?  Tweet and comment!
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