ZOMG! The ridiculous has just got even more ridiculous.

Kim Jong-un has threatened war on the U.S. over James Franco's film about the dictator.

Apparently Kim thinks that the film is an "act of war" and felt quite attacked by it. Okay, let's just put the cards on the table: this goes beyond ridiculous, I mean, the man genuinely needs a gym. He looks like he's been holding farts since he was a little child, and besides, he's massive! Oh and that hair?! No comments at all.

I've heard he ordered man to have the haircut as his... I think someone needs to get some personality. He looks like those fat kids at school who used to have lunch alone with some kind of diary and porn magazine. And that's just creepy.

His face needs a total reevaluation because I almost fainted when we had "brow contact".

Yeah, I should not be probably publishing this, you know, in case he decides to threaten me for being such a mind-speaker, but who cares? He's fat.

Love you all! x