Will. I. Am More Like Will. I. Was!

Hey there tigers! Are you hungry? You better be!

Poor Will. I. Am.! He got kicked out of First Class Lounge of United Airlines for having a fake membership card. Apparently, his card was faker than Nikki Minaj's body!
Of course he tweeted immediately "#unitedairlines is the worse. I'm a member and I have my card to prove it. But they tell me my card is fake and kick me out the lounge. #ouch." 

It seems to be you don't REALLY have your card to prove. Here's a hint for you, Will: We don't like fake artists with fake cards having a fake fame. I hope you understand this! We're not even sure if you're really black or have a FAKE tan!

You Know You Love Me, R.