Calvin Harris gets ANGRY and Rita Ora gets HUNGRY!

Hello world! I've been away, but now I'm back bitches, so let's bitch around!

Calvin Harris and Rita Ora had a great time together, they said, but early this month they totally broke up!
So, Rita is too forward now and, recently, has been in touch with her fat ex, Rob Kardashian. Isn't this bitching beautiful?
Apparently, Calvin Harris got so annoyed with the fact Rita is moving on so fast that he can barely sleep!!!!
Rita heard a little gossip about Rob going to rehab because of his weight, so she rang him and started talking again. You see, Rob blames Rita Ora for his weight gain, which is a little bit sad, even for you Rob. Blame it on the bloody chocolate and sweets you have ingested. You know what they say: "Guns don't kill people, people kill people", so stop playing the "poor thing" role and shut that slutty mouth of yours!
Truth is, Rita Ora moved on quite fast, but why snacking when you can have the entire meal?
AND there are some trust problems! "Calvin wanted to have kids and get married, but he was always reluctant, because he seemed to find it difficult to trust her," a source said. Source
Rita, wake up! Your man, Calvin Harris, is waiting for you!

Cross your fingers, everyone and #PrayForOra !

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